The things we find cute in our lovers, we find annoying about strangers.– Javier
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To any of you hopeless romantics out there
“If you can’t get someone outta ur head, maybe it’s cuz that’s exactly where they should be.”
Anonymous asked: Have you ever wanted to date your friends ex-boyfriend? If so how recently has it been?
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Don't mess with a gay flight attendant!
My flight was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks. As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us “Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he’ll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be...
Emotions are such a bitch that sometimes I just wish I was Vulcan.
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I love it when you open up to me. It’s nice to know that I am not the only...
Why Potatoes Make a Better Love Symbol Than Roses
well, there’s a lot of reasons. i mean, roses only last like a couple weeks and that’s if you leave them in water and they really only exist to be pretty so that’s like saying “my love for you is transitory and based solely on your appearance”. but a potato! potatos last for ever, man in fact, not only will they not rot, they actually grow shit even if you just leave...